I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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