margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I wish i was in the wii world.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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