I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
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Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
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Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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