this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
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A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
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What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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