East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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