Is it because I queefed?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
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Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
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I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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