im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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