I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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