Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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