Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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