Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
the raccoons are back...
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