Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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