i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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