so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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