can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Randomize
