At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
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