and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
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Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
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The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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