You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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