Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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