And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
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