Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
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its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
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EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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