Ambien. No doubt about it.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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