is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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