hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
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downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
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She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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