he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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