Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I have post one night stand depression
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