So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.