we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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