so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
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we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
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Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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