a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
