we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
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incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
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It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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