I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
Randomize
