Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
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"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
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Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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