Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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