We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I got inside last night via doggy door
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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