I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
3pm strippers are depressing
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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