It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
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Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
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Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
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