even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
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It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
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Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I forget how to act sober
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