I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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