Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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