You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
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Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
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You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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