Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
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Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
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Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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