Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
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I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
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I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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