i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
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No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
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Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
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