is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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