Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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