i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
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Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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