Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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