We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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