Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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