Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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