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So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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