Only a mothe r could love this liver
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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