Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
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then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
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He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
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