google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
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You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
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There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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